Just when strips of bustard and goose seem to have found a way to relate, the goose falls for the goose next door and before you know it they are joined at the hip. The bustard tries to get cozy with the neighborhood golden pheasant, and is rebuffed. It’s little comfort that golden pheasant is stuck up and no one likes her anyway.
After months of therapy and rancorous negotiations, a specialist in these matters offered the solution: died turkey tail in a rainbow of colors. Not easy to find, and much coveted among matchmakers and marriage counselors. The geese are now prohibited from fancy engagements involving more than a 3/0 hook.